VIRGINIA MONOLOGUES

Vicky. Chicago. Mid 20s disgruntled queer baby.

"I'll tell you about it because I am here and you are distant."

#madcat #piano

flirtytwink:

I just wanna do cute things with you like crush the patriarchy, fight for gender equality and help to destroy racism

(Source: jonasbruhs, via fuexx)

rideitslut:

rural-mom:

stonecoldstunning:

men took my little pony away from us girls so us teen girls are takin pro wrestling fuck yall just try n stop us

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have fun fetishizing the shit out of *real life* celebrities. it actually makes the people who sexualize the shit out of children’s cartoons seem normal.

did you just imply being attracted to actual real human males isn’t normal but wanting to fuck cartoon horses is

(Source: skankplissken, via mistercateater)

erlynntheemerald:

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So I’m sure you recognize this as one of the epic moments from “The Prince of Egypt” where we see the super majestic whale as they cross through the Red Sea. However I noticed just one little issue: whale tales don’t move from side to side, they move up and down. And then it hit me, that’s not a whale. That’s not a whale. It’s a motherfucking SHARK. A BIG ASS MEGALODONIAN SHARK. WAITING IN THE WATER TO EAT THE PHARAOH’S SOLDIERS. Goddamn, Dreamworks.

(via red-lipstick)

A year ago, I met the sweetest, smartest, most interesting person and convinced them to date me.


Probably because I’m so attractive.


Definitely because I’m so attractive.

Ben y Jerry’s #yum  (at Ben & Jerry’s - Palatine)

Ben y Jerry’s #yum (at Ben & Jerry’s - Palatine)

hannahbelle-lecter:

whisperingsweetsins:

whenblackwasinvogue:

shego:

she put up a video of her telling miyah that she thinks she’s very pretty without the wig too and that playing dress up is fun but to promise to stay in school

Love this!

Stories you won’t see in the media

#nicki is so protective of young girls#this needs to be underlined more#also she gives them edited versions of her albums#magical girls protect other girls#bless nicki

(via rollerderbyandotherheartbreakers)

@natmrock was the coolest kid #ferrets

@natmrock was the coolest kid #ferrets